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catbountry: ask-blumedic: ask-bluheavy: ask-blumedic: ask-bluscout: HAA!!!! I always knew that fuckin’ Medic was a dick! Scout. See me in my office. I believe zhat other kidney needs to be removed. Was bad trade. Very bad! AACH! DON’T WALK
Oh my God Russell let me just ‘cam in peace. Oh my God.
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANNA BE TIFFANY RIGHT NOW
girigarcon: niel: *smiles*me: oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my
mjalti: mjalti: why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand someone: *uses my name to address me*me: oh my God, i am a physical entity…
airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
do-not-touch-my-food: Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake
hentaiyarou: I just downloaded 119 doujins. I was just going to fucking get a few Tiger & Bunny ones and I LOST CONTROL OF MYSELF OH MY GOD. … make that… 1335….. fuck me oh my god…. help….
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
crystalvanmeter: my tru aesthetic is “wears mostly black and imagines they’re hard and tough but stutters when socializing and is seconds away from crying at any given moment”
sammybitchfacewinchester: kokoroattack: OH MY GOD The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing
facebookstaff:Me: hoe don’t do it Eyeliner: smears Me: oh my god
kingeomer replied to your post: remember when i started mass effect again so i… OH MY GOD WHAT I’M SO STUCK I’VE RESTARTED SO MANY TIMES AND I’M REALLY TRYING HERE
ryu1964:Me and my friend running for our lives from Jeff the Killer
savarend: hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont even look at me oh my god #gandalfexmachina#JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO IS AT FAULT I WAS ABOUT TO QUOTE YOU FROM THE ASK YOU JUST SENT ME AND PUT IT UP. This is much easier.
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
bopeep:workinonthephones:krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable: cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
gyarii-san: roswellian: oh my god, you fucking sweetheart, im gonna kiss you right on your face Garry, you sweetie. ;-;
theother9tenths: july04th1776: the sunset was beautiful tonight OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
micthemicrophone: monochromerabbit: Oh my god I’m gonna die WELP. GIVE ME A MOMENT.
probablyahomestuck:klaskysucks:titenoute:zankyger: titenoute: I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english. WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT. BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY oh my god. FUCK NO NEVER AGAIN
belleandwhistle:breyanarae: elegantlytasteless: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me. oh my god.
oh my god my night terror was so bad i almost screamed at the top of my lungs when Nick woke me up. I was fully within that nightmare and it was the most terrifying dream I’ve ever had. I was completely terrified until the second Nick shook me awake.
My night terror consisted of this weird Yeti man standing over my bed with a knife and the entire dream was like looking through night vision goggles, like how they film in horror movies. Nick didn’t believe me in my dream and I guess only i could see
ifuckinglovestvincent: ifuckinglovestvincent: ifuckinglovestvincent: uptightcitizensbrigade: tip of the hat to LChat… A FUCKING PORSCHE IS SHE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO KILL ME WHAT THE HELL ANNE OH MY GOD AND IT’S A BOXSTER IM DEAD the paparazzi
maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: Someday maghrabiyya and I will be together ❤️💜 please Go to bed or what Oh my gosh do you really want to do this right
leighsuschrist:me: hoe don’t do it me: *starts crying* me: oh my god
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
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thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
starfleetrambo: napkinbatch: dasmuskel: slitherkitty: OH GOD, I can’t believe it never occurred to me that these were living people and they died. I kind of just Did anyone else sort of feel REALLY bad when all of a sudden “Suicide” This show.
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
colehersch: filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
slow-riot: gf: “what are you thinking about?”me: “oh, nothing.”me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other
lindsaychrist: hommedog: CTFU… oh my god
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
FUCK FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK KILL ME
bpdrotten: Don’t talk to me or my 46 daydream alternate universes again
mattsykun: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Gotta Catch ‘Em All 💥 oH MY GOD DUDE
the-pulsar-hero: vikingofficial: Me giving my furry friend a birthday present: I got you this yift Furry friend: this is the eighth bible you’ve given me
shelfofawesome: ruffledge: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: phantombrights: theletterwsarseflap: blurrydick: ? nipper zipper lil peek peek a boob @httphanzo for me n my crew.
livelegatolagrange: y-yorle: purplelittlemermaid: Fucking witchcraft oh my god wait for it ^^ Are you fucking kidding me
My Mass Effect Addiction
thelilnan: future child: can you help me with my school project me: whats it about future child: the history of japan me:
buzzfeedlgbt: sunatjexd: I told my grandma I was bisexual a few weeks ago and today she gave me this. My grandma made me a rainbow sweater 😭 Be the grandma you want to see in the world.
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
unleashtherage: amb00bs: parks-and-rex: Wear me so I know it’s real Me and my bff did this except we made mugs @unleashtherage That’s how you know it’s official. 👯
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
dear-maggotboy: Me and my friend from work blow up a horrifying tinker bell balloon @parrot-dog
oh my god we’re so cute
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
anomaly1: reggaeairhorn: milliondollarnigga: kidsarecruel: “Siri is always ready for praise 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 #siriproblems” oh my goddddd get me outta here man I deaded and gone shut the fuck up
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY BOOBS SO DAMN BIG OMG I COULD REST MY CHIN ON THEM. does any skinny person with no boobies want them? por favore. oh my god.
safarizone: tino-vainamoinen: redkoolloops: the first time i saw that part i was a little kid and i think i actually started crying Oh my god, this freaked the shit out of me.
H-hey there…I know how much of Garnet trash you are so…I made a Garnet video for you…I really hope you like it…can I have some snuggles now? *by @sufandomaniac)OH MY GOD??????? YOU MA DE ME A VID EO IM CRYING
presidentarthoe: me: oh my god please let me concentrate for oncemy shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.
witchstock: I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger
